Officide’s Corporate Phrasebook: A Survival Guide to Office BS

Tired of hearing “Let’s circle back” like it’s a sacred ritual?
This is for you.

Officide’s Corporate Phrasebook is the ultimate survival guide for anyone stuck in Zoom calls, performance reviews, or motivational Slack channels they never asked for.

What’s inside:
✅ 50 workplace phrases, decoded with brutal honesty
✅ Funny, sarcastic, painfully relatable translations
✅ “Ideal responses” for your inner rebel
✅ Bonus glossary: Burnout Edition
✅ Printable, giftable, and strangely therapeutic

Whether you’re working remote, stuck in a cubicle, or just spiritually unemployed — this book gets you.

Print it. Frame it. Slide it across the desk in your next 1:1.

This isn’t self-help. It’s survival.